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* watching matt and jino rip apart at crate at kaylas beach fire
*when mat tied his gt to codys truck and tried to take jumps but face planted into snow every time
*when matt got to drunk to see his dirty 40, went into the i love you man stage and gave me a mental picture of hurleys dad id love to forget
*tickle wars with eugene and i lost every time...hint it helps if the other person is tickleish...lol
*karaoke with jessie...good laugh man
*when cait runs at you in sports and make that noise with her tongue and scared josh and nate
*when cezo, sarah, niki and i went to kelowna and 2 minutes outside of it cezos car breaksdown and we sit in the boilin sun for 4 hours waitin for a towtruck
*when i slept over at sarahs and randomly in my sleep said "mmmmm cheese"...never herd that girl laugh so hard, lol
*gt'in at the golf course with the crew
*cliff jumping at paradise...well you guys did i mostly watched, lol
*timmy missions to c-gar
*socails with niki...we never did our work and the teacher bein drunk didnt help much..lol
*bike rides with matt when out of no where he busts out the little mermaid song
* when cunucks won and we went racing around nelson in mats pimpin caddy with flags and making a racket
*at the look out when we herd something in the bushes and matt said its a cougar...take the girls and ran away...
*when sharks was comin off the ice and for reason just bailed hard...lol..your a smooth one
* matt and mat pretending to be gay and taking one step too far..haha
*the first night hurley got drunk and spent most of it on sarahs floor
*crazy cranium at both bj's and sarahs
*doin the newfy stomp with jessie and melissa
*cody and jinos wasabe wars...nasty
*when jody yelled YOUR NOT GUNNA BE OK!!
* when mira said in some strange manly acient do i look like a women too you
*when melissa and i watched sean and eugene try to put the ping pong table together and all you could here was cursin
*when jessie and i are at the bar and she gets asked several times are you from newfoundland and someone says to me you have really pretty eyes...the bets are on
*when cezo looked at a guy and said in a crazy voice...you so pretty i want to have sex with you
*the last night i was in nelson and jody, niki, nikki and i went coon huntin
*when i saw the grudge and chris and eugene waited for me to tense up and then make me jump
*when martin walked around knitting and playing his guitar through the halls
*when dan played the mario song behind his head on the guitar
*when jordan and alexis bust a face
*when i asked a customer...do you want salmon chicken or biff with that..haha
*when yad made the punjamy song
*sammy...*~TITTIES~*
*drunk boxing with kayla
*rappin the playa hattin song at 7/11 for free stuff
*whe charlie was the listerine man and simon was the paper bag princess
*nikkis pylone
*jody's evil mr. wilson..the baby killer
*matts prissies!
*when rory told nicola he loved her and she just looked at him and said i love me too
*just for jessie i gotta add when she threw a tomato at me and it stuck to my forehead
*when melissa sucker punched me in the face
*when andor, uriel and i stopped at the play gound and had a fuckin good laugh, the random things just kept comin...then andor got stuck in a net
*goin to the warehouse in calgary with chris, ureil and andor..wut an unreal club and holy fuck and andor move.
*Lloyd's evil face scratching kitten.
*When i biffed walkin to work and this random guy came up to me when i was behind the bar and said"hey that was u who fell down the hill eh"
*when chris and i went off roadin in my moms explorer...OMG WERE GUNNA DYE!
*street racing with the boys
*Anytime troy and tyler are together...like 10 yr olds in guys bods.
*when i asked a customer wut he wanted to drinks and he "ill have some of you to go".
*singing akon-loney with davis at johnny jay's
*lloyds devil cat...i got scars from that lil monster...buts hes jus so cute and tiny..cant stay mad at that
*when i said oo oly and mike was like "what the fuck r u sayin its who are you u dumb ass".
*When mike and i were drinking at my place and i tried to ask for the morgans on the counter and i said "can you get the morgan off the captain".
*whenever jeff calls and asks if ann and i are chilling and says..oh god you too together...
*when i was kicking out a sleeper from the bar and when he stood up he lost his pants and he was wearing a speedo underneathe! ha.
* the look on eugene's face the fist time he saw me eat sushi
*sammy, niki and my drunk singing in jino's car on the way to the annual
*ye ha parnter ye ha
*when matt had electrical tape around his face and went to 7/11 and when he laughed he snorted and couldnt stop
*aarons version of a chainsaw on the dance floor
*amber my shooter girl getting guys to buy jessie and i tequila shots for our famous body shots
*kim-i can savage this....oh wait a min...i can salvage i...haha...sippin on gin n juice
*when jesse walked to frankies in a sumo wrestler suit and no 1 was there but when i walked back in it i had a good audiance laughin at me...cheers jesse
*when jesse n eye waited for many hours in the merg for a doctors note and the dude close to us was on something, had a hole in his head and kept waking up n screaming then goin to sleep over n over
*When brian nailed donny in the face
*when jessie said my ding is hungry eugene you better be upstairs when i gets out of the shower
*when i fell backwards n jessie was sure i broke my back
*when i had my maralyn munroe moment and my skirt was tcuked in my thong and i walked onto the bus
*when me, jer and nate were walking threw downtown montreal 1 night and jer found a hooker. he says.."all i got is 10cents but at the american exchange rate that gives me 15cents..what can i get for that?"..fucking halarious...too bad he wussed out sayin to her..i can only imagine..
*when my dad took 1 of those mini juice powders for a single glass, and thought it was candy and just downed the powder.
*when were trying to get kevins attention to play some taboo and he wouldn't listen. so i said "kevin! your hat doesn't match your outfit!".he turns around looks so angry..."WHAT!!!". haha.
*when kevin rapped his new songs for me on the car ride home from terrace.
*when ann was trying to fix earls back and i just made it sound so bad.
*when ann makes up shooters..and there good..a)irish slut b)crazy sex machine c) ripply navel d)fucked up apple e)royal banana f)green sperm..
*when wagner passes out and snores the sounds he makes sound so un natural! lol
*when i rap baby got back for kareokee at my work..i got it down to an art!
me heading down to the soccer field
* when my mom chewed out hennessey in the middle of Rain.
*when chelsey and Chantal told me the wrong time and had the serbver tell em the wrong time on my b-day when i was sloshed so i got home later then planned for Richard.
*Richard and his puppy
*Sunny days in Rupert!! so rare!
*Phone tag with my mom
*boating with mike and pissing him off my catching the biggest fish lol
* pool at the padollan with the boys
*Garret..goddammit lenny!
*The grad class together for new years at Garrets
*Dancing with Shauna..crazy lady
*kickin ass at heavenly sword while eugene snored away, lol.
*Chealsey- nicole you'd make the perfect shitty wife..ha ha
* pearl harbour sucked and i miss you
*the cartton survivor maration with Garret
* diggers and cowboys with gerald and jeff
*niell and trevor held me down in the truck one tickled me the other picked my nose..f***** boys.
* Niell are those girls:) no no there not..turbo up the window dude
*playin rockstar..man did i suck, lol.
* randomly running into chealsey in edmonton greyhound
*the chris james jigg
* im never drinking again..3 hours later..beer.ha ha
*newfy screech shooters
*trevors butt shake
*when i face planted out of the truck
* when the gang came over to my place and jeff the only sober person there is the one spilling beers
*the evil glare of jeffs g/f when we first met
*when chealsey took meagans juice box straw stirred ehr coffee and put the straw back in the juice box
* when i pronounce words backwords an everyone mochs me vrasen vs jeddy!! ya mike
* When the cougar tried to take home jan and he was so lickered i was holdin up and fell over (me 5'2 + jan 6'3 = us on theground) ha ha
* eel grass mapping for wwf and spraining my arm
* geography with fred!